No Such Thing As A Fish

No Such Thing As A Fish

A podcast from the QI offices in which the writers of the hit BBC show huddle around a microphone and discuss the best things they've found out this week. Hosted by Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) with James Harkin (@jamesharkin), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), and Anna Ptaszynski (#GetAnnaOnTwitter)

Episodes

Title Duration Published Consumed
Episode 246: No Such Thing As The Worm Revolution 00:52:53 2018-12-07 19:00
Episode 245: No Such Thing As The Very Sexy Caterpillar 00:41:49 2018-11-30 19:00
Episode 244: No Such Thing As A Fishman 01:16:34 2018-11-23 15:00
Episode 243: No Such Thing As Jean-Paul Sartre's Crabs 00:55:26 2018-11-16 19:00
Episode 242: No Such Thing As The Ancient Monty Python Dynasty 00:55:33 2018-11-09 19:00
Episode 241: No Such Thing As Tom Cruise In A Manger 00:51:17 2018-11-01 19:00
Episode 240: No Such Thing As An Easy Tweet 00:57:24 2018-10-26 19:00
Episode 239: No Such Thing As The Queen Maaaaaaary 00:38:19 2018-10-19 19:00
Episode 238: No Such Thing As A Low Sofa 00:41:06 2018-10-12 19:00
Episode 237: No Such Thing As A Closed-Minded Tortoise 00:45:03 2018-10-05 19:00
Episode 236: No Such Thing As A Brie Sculpture 00:48:47 2018-09-28 19:00
Episode 235: No Such Thing As Trousers For Spiders 00:45:11 2018-09-21 19:00
Episode 234: No Such Thing As The Lemur Police 00:51:53 2018-09-14 19:00
Episode 233: No Such Thing As A Sexy Question Mark 00:55:36 2018-09-07 19:00
Episode 232: No Such Thing As A Seven Foot Bond 00:40:04 2018-08-31 19:00
Episode 231: No Such Thing As A 24-Minute Podcast 00:27:09 2018-08-24 19:00
Episode 230: No Such Thing As Tinder For Sloths 00:39:36 2018-08-17 19:00
Episode 229: No Such Thing As The Great Modesto 00:42:42 2018-08-10 19:00
Episode 228: No Such Thing As Seatbelts On Your Sofa 00:34:36 2018-08-03 19:00
Episode 227: No Such Thing As A More Ambitious Crossover Event In History 00:52:30 2018-07-27 19:00
Episode 226: No Such Thing As A Turtle Painting The Ceiling 00:49:36 2018-07-20 19:00
Episode 225: No Such Thing As An Interesting Riddle 00:51:18 2018-07-13 19:00
Episode 224: No Such Thing As Mixed-Species Martial Arts 00:47:07 2018-07-06 19:00
Episode 223: No Such Thing As A Worthless Doorstop 00:43:47 2018-06-29 19:00
Episode 222: No Such Thing As A Warmongering Pigeon 00:44:42 2018-06-22 19:00
Episode 221: No Such Thing As A Fully Carpeted Country 00:36:15 2018-06-14 17:00
Episode 220: No Such Thing As A Million Dots 00:47:41 2018-06-08 19:00
Episode 219: No Such Thing As Jeremiah Wingdings 00:46:22 2018-06-01 19:00
Episode 218: No Such Thing As Tennis On The Moon 00:58:19 2018-05-25 19:00
Episode 217: No Such Thing As A Trapezium-Shaped Hankie 00:40:36 2018-05-18 19:00
Episode 216: No Such Thing As A Lobster War 00:39:47 2018-05-11 19:00
Episode 215: No Such Thing As A Chihuahua Dog Sled Team 00:48:08 2018-05-04 19:00
Episode 214: No Such Thing As A Criminal In A Fabulous Hat 00:38:11 2018-04-27 19:00
Episode 213: No Such Thing As Panda Gladiators 00:46:34 2018-04-20 19:00
Episode 212: No Such Thing As A Hipster Pharaoh 00:46:53 2018-04-14 00:02
Episode 211: No Such Thing As A Photograph Of A River 00:50:32 2018-04-06 19:00
Episode 210: No Such Thing As A Sheep's Bedside Table 00:40:22 2018-03-30 19:00
Episode 209: No Such Thing As A Sexy Black Hole 00:44:48 2018-03-23 19:00
Episode 208 - No Such Thing As A Female Egg Thief 00:39:12 2018-03-23 18:59
Episode 208: No Such Thing As A Female Egg Thief 00:39:12 2018-03-16 20:00
Episode 207: No Such Thing As Harry Potter And The Great Overreaction 00:41:45 2018-03-09 19:00
Episode 206: No Such Thing As A Pig In Court 00:44:54 2018-03-02 20:59
Episode 205: No Such Thing As The Number Six 00:52:22 2018-02-23 19:27
Episode 204: No Such Thing As A Mean Butterfly 00:44:28 2018-02-16 19:00
Episode 203: No Such Thing As A Muscular Butterfly 00:42:00 2018-02-09 19:00
Episode 202: No Such Thing As A Deadly Birthday Cake 00:46:05 2018-02-02 19:00
Episode 201: No Such Thing As Lobsters At The Lobster Festival 00:55:57 2018-01-26 20:00
Episode 200: No Such Thing As A Jigsaw For The Queen 00:54:47 2018-01-19 19:00
Episode 199: No Such Thing As An Heroic Fire-Goat 00:41:48 2018-01-12 18:00
Episode 198: No Such Thing As Cleopatra Movie Trivia 00:52:38 2018-01-06 11:22
No Such Thing As Wasted Material 2017 01:21:03 2017-12-29 19:00
Merry Fishmas! 00:39:52 2017-12-25 15:52
Merry Fishmas! 00:39:52 2017-12-25 01:00
197: Episode 197: No Such Thing As Eurovision For Christmas Trees 00:40:56 2017-12-22 19:00
196: Episode 196: No Such Thing As Faking The Magic Dream 00:37:46 2017-12-15 19:02
195: Episode 195: No Such Thing As A Hummingbird With A Greggs Steak Bake 00:38:43 2017-12-08 19:00
194: Episode 194: No Such Thing As An Orange Crocodile 00:38:28 2017-12-01 19:00
193: Episode 193: No Such Thing As Death By Conga 00:47:07 2017-11-25 04:42
192: Episode 192: No Such Thing As A Restaurant Menu For Hats 00:44:15 2017-11-17 19:00
191: Episode 191 - No Such Thing As A Cannibal Squirrel 00:48:02 2017-11-10 19:00
190: Episode 190: No Such Thing As A Magic Oven For Chimps 00:39:17 2017-11-03 19:00
189: Episode 189: No Such Thing As A Meringue-Utan 00:35:00 2017-11-01 19:00
188: Episode 188: No Such Thing As A Mouth-Propelled Grenade Launcher 00:38:40 2017-10-27 20:00
187: Episode 187: No Such Thing As An Ant On Its Gap Year 00:42:21 2017-10-20 19:00
186: Episode 186: No Such Thing As Russian Hacking in the Cockroach Election 00:32:18 2017-10-13 19:00
Episode 185: No Such Thing As Scottish Snow 00:49:40 2017-10-06 19:00
Episode 184: No Such Thing As Dinosaur Diaries 00:42:09 2017-09-29 19:00
Episode 183: No Such Thing As A Bouncy Theatre 00:33:41 2017-09-22 19:00
Episode 182: No Such Thing As An Auction For Auction School 00:33:30 2017-09-15 19:00
Episode 181: No Such Thing As A Shark Vending Machine 00:36:32 2017-09-08 19:00
Episode 180: No Such Thing As Playing Snake On A Plane 00:33:45 2017-09-01 19:00
Episode 179: No Such Thing As Stare-Boxing 00:33:16 2017-08-25 19:00
Episode 178: No Such Thing As A Cup Full Of Nessie 00:44:17 2017-08-18 19:00
Episode 177: No Such Thing As A Barking Spy 00:43:17 2017-08-11 19:00
Episode 176: No Such Thing As A Communist Caterpillar 00:40:45 2017-08-04 19:00
Episode 175: No Such Thing As A Rice Krispie With Feelings 00:46:59 2017-07-28 19:00
Episode 174: No Such Thing As A Manta Ray 00:45:12 2017-07-21 19:00
Episode 173: No Such Thing As Symphony For Sizzurp In D Minor 00:44:47 2017-07-14 19:00
Episode 172: No Such Thing As A Cat-a-Cops Cartoon 00:53:36 2017-07-07 19:00
Episode 171: No Such Thing As A Half-Ape Vampire 00:42:09 2017-06-30 19:00
Episode 170: No Such Thing As A Love Potion For A Vole 00:44:00 2017-06-23 19:30
Episode 169: No Such Thing As Constantly Awake Beauty 00:41:11 2017-06-16 19:00
Episode 168: No Such Thing As Lord Cauldronhead 00:41:17 2017-06-09 19:17
Episode 167: No Such Thing As Milk From A Yak 00:44:11 2017-06-02 19:00
Episode 166: No Such Thing As A Courgette In Your Ear 00:46:38 2017-05-26 19:00
Episode 165: No Such Thing As A Spider The Size Of A Sheep 00:33:20 2017-05-19 18:00
Episode 164: No Such Thing As A Poo Powered Plane 00:47:50 2017-05-11 15:00
Episode 163: No Such Thing As Too Fast For A Fish 00:53:47 2017-05-05 21:30
Episode 162: No Such Thing As Catastrophic Shoelaces 00:49:17 2017-04-28 19:54
Episode 161: No Such Thing As A Magic Donkey 00:40:40 2017-04-21 23:28
Episode 160: No Such Thing As A Sausage Jacuzzi 00:46:48 2017-04-13 17:54
Episode 159: No Such Thing As An Edible Jockey 00:40:05 2017-04-07 20:30
Episode 158: No Such Thing As A Weasel's Fridge 00:46:40 2017-03-31 20:36
Episode 157:No Such Thing As High-Fiving The Beatles 00:43:27 2017-03-24 19:00
Episode 156: No Such Thing As A Limited Edition 00:40:55 2017-03-17 23:32
Episode 155: No Such Thing As Hurricane Schmurricane 00:39:33 2017-03-10 19:30
Episode 154: No Such Thing As A Submarine Shepherd 00:43:00 2017-03-04 00:55
Episode 153: No Such Thing As Mulled Wine At The Dawn Of Time 00:40:20 2017-02-24 19:00
Episode 152: No Such Thing As A Sleepover With Lions 00:44:47 2017-02-17 19:35
Episode 151: No Such Thing As A Komodo Dragon Restaurant 00:38:32 2017-02-10 17:50
Episode 150: No Such Thing As A Helium Filled Pufferfish 00:39:42 2017-02-03 18:00
Episode 149: No Such Thing As The Train King Of Europe 00:36:59 2017-01-27 21:45
Episode 148: No Such Thing As A Plummeting Moose 00:30:33 2017-01-20 21:44
Episode 147: No Such Thing As Burrito Party Boy 00:39:31 2017-01-13 23:41
Episode 146: No Such Thing As A Queen Orca 00:50:02 2017-01-06 20:47
No Such Thing As A Fish - Extra Bits 00:34:43 2016-12-30 18:30
Episode 145: No Such Thing as E.T. Part Three 00:32:09 2016-12-23 21:00
Episode 144: No Such Thing As Garlic Superman 00:36:02 2016-12-16 22:21
Episode 143: No Such Thing As Chariots in Space 00:33:33 2016-12-09 20:29
Episode 142 : No Such Thing As Edward Binbag-Hands 00:35:34 2016-12-02 19:46
Episode 141: No Such Thing As Ancient Roman Pictionary 00:44:45 2016-11-25 17:58
Episode 140: No Such Thing As Books For Pirate-Children 00:44:56 2016-11-18 21:23
Episode 139: No Such Thing As A Lobster Nappy 00:38:47 2016-11-12 01:00
Episode 138: No Such Thing As Fluff Island 00:39:47 2016-11-04 20:00
Episode 137: No Such Thing As Churchill's Secret Parrot 00:41:50 2016-10-28 19:57
Episode 136: No Such Thing As A Wolf Diving For Clams 00:39:27 2016-10-22 01:16
Episode 135: No Such Thing As Queen Of Clean, The Sausage Machine 00:44:01 2016-10-14 22:10
Episode 134: No Such Thing As Sauce For The King Of Sweden 00:37:26 2016-10-07 22:56
Episode 133: No Such Thing As Paranoid Ants 00:38:13 2016-09-30 23:38
Episode 132: No Such Thing As A Creepy Weather Forecaster 00:47:12 2016-09-24 00:28
Episode 131: No Such Thing As Walking The Life Jacket 00:43:31 2016-09-16 22:03
Episode 130: No Such Thing As Train Jam 00:40:18 2016-09-09 22:25
Episode 129: No Such Thing As Jack The Stripper 00:37:00 2016-09-02 02:00
Episode 128: No Such Thing As A Million Dollar Bill 00:37:12 2016-08-26 02:00
Episode 127: No Such Thing As 'Carry On Colliding' 00:33:37 2016-08-19 02:00
Episode 126: No Such Thing As A Boy Called Blclintn 00:36:16 2016-08-12 02:00
Episode 125: No Such Thing As An Upside-Down Grand Prix 00:33:43 2016-08-05 02:00
Episode 124: No Such Thing As A Screaming Scream 00:34:44 2016-07-29 02:00
Episode 123 - No Such Thing As A Molten Lava Football Pitch 00:36:39 2016-07-22 02:00
Episode 122 - No Such Thing As A Sticky Shell Spoon 00:37:07 2016-07-15 02:00
Episode 121: No Such Thing As The Sword In The Carbon Fibre 00:35:09 2016-07-08 02:00
Episode 120: No Such Thing As HMS Kevin 00:36:30 2016-07-01 02:00
Episode 119: No Such Thing As 4D Surgery 00:32:17 2016-06-24 02:00
Episode 118: No Such Thing As Dinner On A Spider 00:42:39 2016-06-16 02:00
Episode 117: No Such Thing As Dr No Teeth 00:41:18 2016-06-09 02:00
Episode 116: No Such Thing As Notting Mountain 00:45:28 2016-06-02 02:00
Episode 115: No Such Thing As A Hummingbird Pilot 00:41:15 2016-05-26 02:00
Episode 114: No Such Thing As A Tantrump 00:33:35 2016-05-19 02:00
Episode 113: No Such Thing As A Flycycle 00:45:35 2016-05-13 02:00
Episode 112: No Such Thing As A Lego Aircraft Carrier 00:36:31 2016-05-06 02:00
Episode 111: No Such Thing As Snappedy Chat 00:39:25 2016-04-29 02:00
Episode 110: No Such Thing As A Dull Post Box 00:36:00 2016-04-22 02:00
Episode 109: No Such Thing As A Speared Shrimp 00:35:16 2016-04-15 02:00
Episode 108: No Such Thing As Samurai Olaf 00:40:43 2016-04-08 02:00
Episode 107: No Such Thing As Gorillas On The Beach 00:39:28 2016-04-01 02:00
Episode 106: No Such Thing As A Six-Tier Japanese Human Pyramid 00:35:56 2016-03-25 01:00
Episode 105: No Such Thing As Pancakes For Perverts 00:33:31 2016-03-18 01:00
Episode 104: No Such Thing As A Herd Of Koalas 00:34:28 2016-03-11 01:00
Episode 103: No Such Thing As A Boa Constructor 00:33:44 2016-03-04 01:00
Episode 102: No Such Thing As A Water Mortar 00:30:29 2016-02-26 17:40
Episode 101: No Such Thing As A Giant Robot Michael Jackson 00:34:59 2016-02-18 20:34
Episode 100: No Such Thing As A Zillion And One 00:43:31 2016-02-12 01:00
Episode 99: No Such Thing As Bread Civilians 00:36:52 2016-02-05 01:00
Episode 98: No Such Thing As Planet George 00:36:13 2016-01-29 01:00
Episode 97: No Such Thing As Andrew Diplodocus Carnegie 00:36:27 2016-01-22 01:00
Episode 96: No Such Thing As A Touch Of Worms 00:36:16 2016-01-15 01:00
Episode 95: No Such Thing As A Millipede Embassy 00:34:26 2016-01-08 01:00
Episode 94: No Such Thing As Sexy Mucus Pajamas 00:35:59 2016-01-01 01:00
Episode 93: No Such Thing As A Christmas Treenis 00:35:07 2015-12-25 01:00
Episode 92: No Such Thing As A Frozen Chicken Haunting 00:38:49 2015-12-18 01:00
Episode 91: No Such Thing As Apocalypse 1988 00:41:21 2015-12-11 01:00
Episode 90: No Such Thing As The Brilliant Billion 00:53:08 2015-12-04 01:00
Episode 89: No Such Thing As Utah Fried Chicken 00:38:09 2015-11-27 01:00
Episode 88: No Such Thing As A Moon Sausage Bullet 00:35:31 2015-11-20 01:00
No Such Thing As A Fish: The One Show Special 00:29:07 2015-11-19 01:00
Episode 87: No Such Thing As The Pajama Police 00:40:40 2015-11-13 01:00
Episode 86: No Such Thing As Ghost Nipples 00:34:56 2015-11-06 01:00
Episode 85: No Such Thing As Michelangelo's Snowman 00:34:33 2015-10-30 01:00
Episode 84: No Such Thing As A Donkumentary 00:38:53 2015-10-23 02:00
Episode 83: No Such Thing As A Flying Sniffer Dog 00:38:31 2015-10-16 02:00
Episode 82: No Such Thing As A Sentient Iceberg 00:44:24 2015-10-09 02:00
Episode 81: No Such Thing As Jellyfish Jelly 00:26:43 2015-10-02 02:00
Episode 80: No Such Thing As A Mousetrap-Remote-Control 00:33:28 2015-09-25 02:00
Episode 79: No Such Thing As A Sad High Five 00:43:11 2015-09-18 02:00
Episode 78: No Such Thing As An Ugly Pair Of Eyes 00:38:21 2015-09-11 02:00
Episode 77: No Such Thing As Pee-Bay 00:41:43 2015-09-04 02:00
Episode 76: No Such Thing As Mould Juice 00:31:53 2015-08-28 02:00
Episode 75: No Such Thing As Diarrhoea Drive 00:48:33 2015-08-21 02:00
Episode 74: No Such Thing As A Computer In The Oval Office 00:36:02 2015-08-14 02:00
Episode 73: No Such Thing As A Useless Condom 00:38:13 2015-08-07 02:00
Episode 72: No Such Thing As A Bacon Telescope 00:35:17 2015-07-31 02:00
Episode 71: No Such Thing As A Somersaulting Long Jumper 00:41:53 2015-07-24 02:00
Episode 70: No Such Thing As A Rat Multiborg 00:35:50 2015-07-17 02:00
Episode 69: No Such Thing As The Pamplona Guinea Pig Run 00:36:33 2015-07-10 02:00
Episode 68: No Such Thing As A Friendly Face Fondle 00:31:23 2015-07-03 02:00
Episode 67: No Such Thing As The Hoo-Hah Monologues 00:35:47 2015-06-26 18:29
Episode 66: No Such Thing As A Robotic Margaret Atwood 00:36:32 2015-06-19 21:37
Episode 65: No Such Thing As A Chickenosaurus 00:38:08 2015-06-12 02:00
Episode 64: No Such Thing As An Honest Saiga 00:31:16 2015-06-05 02:00
Episode 63: No Such Thing As An Anti-German Sock 00:37:50 2015-05-29 02:00
Episode 62: No Such Thing As The Ugly Panda 00:43:14 2015-05-22 02:00
Episode 61: No Such Thing As Jesus's Magic Wand 00:46:47 2015-05-15 02:00
Episode 60: No Such Thing As An Unenjoyable Bowel Movement 00:36:17 2015-05-08 02:00
Episode 59: No Such Thing As Old Mother Bastard 00:47:09 2015-05-01 02:00
Episode 58: No Such Thing As Van Gogh The Elephant 00:42:38 2015-04-24 02:00
Episode 57: No Such Thing As A Hoverhorse 00:38:21 2015-04-17 02:00
Episode 56: No Such Thing As A Killer Tomato 00:42:25 2015-04-10 02:00
Episode 55: No Such Thing As Samurai Nail Clippers 00:41:27 2015-04-03 02:00
Episode 54: No Such Thing As Domesticated Furniture 00:39:45 2015-03-27 01:00
Episode 53: No Such Thing As A 3000km Tall Statue Of Liberty 00:43:12 2015-03-20 01:00
NSTAAF International Factball: South Korea v Ghana 00:18:23 2014-06-26 02:00
NSTAAF International Factball: Iran v Argentina v Ecuador 00:21:53 2014-06-25 02:00
NSTAAF International Factball: Greece v Japan 00:16:39 2014-06-24 02:00
NSTAAF International Factball: Australia v Mexico 00:14:45 2014-06-23 02:00
NSTAAF International Factball: USA v Russia 00:19:02 2014-06-22 02:00
NSTAAF International Factball: Bosnia v Nigeria 00:15:48 2014-06-21 02:00
NSTAAF International Factball: Italy v Switzerland 00:15:01 2014-06-20 13:17
NSTAAF International Factball: Colombia v Ivory Coast 00:13:52 2014-06-19 13:48
NSTAAF International Factball: Cameroon vs Chile 00:15:44 2014-06-18 02:00
NSTAAF International Factball: Belgium v Algeria 00:15:37 2014-06-16 02:00
NSTAAF International Factball: France v Honduras 00:14:18 2014-06-15 02:00
NSTAAF International Factball: Germany v Portugal 00:15:29 2014-06-15 02:00
NSTAAF International Factball: Uruguay v Costa Rica 00:14:02 2014-06-14 02:00
NSTAAF International Factball: Spain v Netherlands 00:13:08 2014-06-13 02:00
NSTAAF International Factball: Brazil v Croatia 00:14:44 2014-06-12 02:00
Where Are Episodes 2 - 52? 00:01:55 2014-03-14 01:00
Episode 1: No Such Thing As A Pilot Fish 00:34:30 2014-03-08 01:00