No Such Thing As A Fish

No Such Thing As A Fish

A podcast from the QI offices in which the writers of the hit BBC show huddle around a microphone and discuss the best things they've found out this week. Hosted by Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland).

Episodes

Episode 182: No Such Thing As An Auction For Auction School @

📆 2017-09-15 19:00 / 00:36:30


Episode 181: No Such Thing As A Shark Vending Machine @

📆 2017-09-08 19:00 / 00:39:32


Episode 180: No Such Thing As Playing Snake On A Plane @

📆 2017-09-01 19:00 / 00:33:45


Episode 179: No Such Thing As Stare-Boxing @

📆 2017-08-25 19:00 / 00:36:16


Episode 178: No Such Thing As A Cup Full Of Nessie @

📆 2017-08-18 19:00 / 00:47:17


Episode 177: No Such Thing As A Barking Spy @

📆 2017-08-11 19:00 / 00:46:17


Episode 176: No Such Thing As A Communist Caterpillar @

📆 2017-08-04 19:00 / 00:40:45


Episode 175: No Such Thing As A Rice Krispie With Feelings @

📆 2017-07-28 19:00 / 00:49:59


Episode 174: No Such Thing As A Manta Ray @

📆 2017-07-21 19:00 / 00:48:12


Episode 173: No Such Thing As Symphony For Sizzurp In D Minor @

📆 2017-07-14 19:00 / 00:47:47


Episode 172: No Such Thing As A Cat-a-Cops Cartoon @

📆 2017-07-07 19:00 / 00:56:36


Episode 171: No Such Thing As A Half-Ape Vampire @

📆 2017-06-30 19:00 / 00:45:09


Episode 170: No Such Thing As A Love Potion For A Vole @

📆 2017-06-23 19:30 / 00:47:00


Episode 169: No Such Thing As Constantly Awake Beauty @

📆 2017-06-16 19:00 / 00:44:11


Episode 168: No Such Thing As Lord Cauldronhead @

📆 2017-06-09 19:17 / 00:44:17


Episode 167: No Such Thing As Milk From A Yak @

📆 2017-06-02 19:00 / 00:47:11


Episode 166: No Such Thing As A Courgette In Your Ear @

📆 2017-05-26 19:00 / 00:49:38


Episode 165: No Such Thing As A Spider The Size Of A Sheep @

📆 2017-05-19 18:00 / 00:36:20


Episode 164: No Such Thing As A Poo Powered Plane @

📆 2017-05-11 15:00 / 00:50:50


Episode 163: No Such Thing As Too Fast For A Fish @

📆 2017-05-05 21:30 / 00:56:47


Episode 162: No Such Thing As Catastrophic Shoelaces @

📆 2017-04-28 19:54 / 00:52:17


Episode 161: No Such Thing As A Magic Donkey @

📆 2017-04-21 23:28 / 00:43:40


Episode 160: No Such Thing As A Sausage Jacuzzi @

📆 2017-04-13 17:54 / 00:46:48


Episode 159: No Such Thing As An Edible Jockey @

📆 2017-04-07 20:30 / 00:40:05


Episode 158: No Such Thing As A Weasel's Fridge @

📆 2017-03-31 20:36 / 00:46:40


Episode 157:No Such Thing As High-Fiving The Beatles @

📆 2017-03-24 19:00 / 00:46:27


Episode 156: No Such Thing As A Limited Edition @

📆 2017-03-17 23:32 / 00:43:55


Episode 155: No Such Thing As Hurricane Schmurricane @

📆 2017-03-10 19:30 / 00:42:33


Episode 154: No Such Thing As A Submarine Shepherd @

📆 2017-03-04 00:55 / 00:46:00


Episode 153: No Such Thing As Mulled Wine At The Dawn Of Time @

📆 2017-02-24 19:00 / 00:43:20


Episode 152: No Such Thing As A Sleepover With Lions @

📆 2017-02-17 19:35 / 00:47:47


Episode 151: No Such Thing As A Komodo Dragon Restaurant @

📆 2017-02-10 17:50 / 00:41:32


Episode 150: No Such Thing As A Helium Filled Pufferfish @

📆 2017-02-03 18:00 / 00:42:42


Episode 149: No Such Thing As The Train King Of Europe @

📆 2017-01-27 21:45 / 00:39:59


Episode 148: No Such Thing As A Plummeting Moose @

📆 2017-01-20 21:44 / 00:33:33


Episode 147: No Such Thing As Burrito Party Boy @

📆 2017-01-13 23:41 / 00:42:31


Episode 146: No Such Thing As A Queen Orca @

📆 2017-01-06 20:47 / 00:53:02


No Such Thing As A Fish - Extra Bits @

📆 2016-12-30 18:30 / 00:37:43


Episode 145: No Such Thing as E.T. Part Three @

📆 2016-12-23 21:00 / 00:32:09


Episode 144: No Such Thing As Garlic Superman @

📆 2016-12-16 22:21 / 00:39:02


Episode 143: No Such Thing As Chariots in Space @

📆 2016-12-09 20:29 / 00:36:33


Episode 142 : No Such Thing As Edward Binbag-Hands @

📆 2016-12-02 19:46 / 00:38:34


Episode 141: No Such Thing As Ancient Roman Pictionary @

📆 2016-11-25 17:58 / 00:44:45


Episode 140: No Such Thing As Books For Pirate-Children @

📆 2016-11-18 21:23 / 00:47:56


Episode 139: No Such Thing As A Lobster Nappy @

📆 2016-11-12 01:00 / 00:41:47


Episode 138: No Such Thing As Fluff Island @

📆 2016-11-04 20:00 / 00:42:47


Episode 137: No Such Thing As Churchill's Secret Parrot @

📆 2016-10-28 19:57 / 00:44:50


Episode 136: No Such Thing As A Wolf Diving For Clams @

📆 2016-10-22 01:16 / 00:42:27



Episode 134: No Such Thing As Sauce For The King Of Sweden @

📆 2016-10-07 22:56 / 00:37:26


Episode 133: No Such Thing As Paranoid Ants @

📆 2016-09-30 23:38 / 00:38:13


Episode 132: No Such Thing As A Creepy Weather Forecaster @

📆 2016-09-24 00:28 / 00:47:12


Episode 131: No Such Thing As Walking The Life Jacket @

📆 2016-09-16 22:03 / 00:43:31


Episode 130: No Such Thing As Train Jam @

📆 2016-09-09 22:25 / 00:40:18


Episode 129: No Such Thing As Jack The Stripper @

📆 2016-09-02 02:00 / 00:37:00


Episode 128: No Such Thing As A Million Dollar Bill @

📆 2016-08-26 02:00 / 00:37:12


Episode 127: No Such Thing As 'Carry On Colliding' @

📆 2016-08-19 02:00 / 00:33:37


Episode 126: No Such Thing As A Boy Called Blclintn @

📆 2016-08-12 02:00 / 00:36:16


Episode 125: No Such Thing As An Upside-Down Grand Prix @

📆 2016-08-05 02:00 / 00:33:43


Episode 124: No Such Thing As A Screaming Scream @

📆 2016-07-29 02:00 / 00:34:44


Episode 123 - No Such Thing As A Molten Lava Football Pitch @

📆 2016-07-22 02:00 / 00:36:39


Episode 122 - No Such Thing As A Sticky Shell Spoon @

📆 2016-07-15 02:00 / 00:37:07


Episode 121: No Such Thing As The Sword In The Carbon Fibre @

📆 2016-07-08 02:00 / 00:35:09


Episode 120: No Such Thing As HMS Kevin @

📆 2016-07-01 02:00 / 00:36:30


Episode 119: No Such Thing As 4D Surgery @

📆 2016-06-24 02:00 / 00:32:17


Episode 118: No Such Thing As Dinner On A Spider @

📆 2016-06-16 02:00 / 00:42:39


Episode 117: No Such Thing As Dr No Teeth @

📆 2016-06-09 02:00 / 00:41:18


Episode 116: No Such Thing As Notting Mountain @

📆 2016-06-02 02:00 / 00:45:28


Episode 115: No Such Thing As A Hummingbird Pilot @

📆 2016-05-26 02:00 / 00:41:15


Episode 114: No Such Thing As A Tantrump @

📆 2016-05-19 02:00 / 00:33:35


Episode 113: No Such Thing As A Flycycle @

📆 2016-05-13 02:00 / 00:45:35


Episode 112: No Such Thing As A Lego Aircraft Carrier @

📆 2016-05-06 02:00 / 00:36:31


Episode 111: No Such Thing As Snappedy Chat @

📆 2016-04-29 02:00 / 00:39:25


Episode 110: No Such Thing As A Dull Post Box @

📆 2016-04-22 02:00 / 00:36:00


Episode 109: No Such Thing As A Speared Shrimp @

📆 2016-04-15 02:00 / 00:35:16


Episode 108: No Such Thing As Samurai Olaf @

📆 2016-04-08 02:00 / 00:40:43


Episode 107: No Such Thing As Gorillas On The Beach @

📆 2016-04-01 02:00 / 00:39:28



Episode 105: No Such Thing As Pancakes For Perverts @

📆 2016-03-18 01:00 / 00:33:31


Episode 104: No Such Thing As A Herd Of Koalas @

📆 2016-03-11 01:00 / 00:34:28


Episode 103: No Such Thing As A Boa Constructor @

📆 2016-03-04 01:00 / 00:33:44


Episode 102: No Such Thing As A Water Mortar @

📆 2016-02-26 17:40 / 00:30:29


Episode 101: No Such Thing As A Giant Robot Michael Jackson @

📆 2016-02-18 20:34 / 00:34:59


Episode 100: No Such Thing As A Zillion And One @

📆 2016-02-12 01:00 / 00:43:31


Episode 99: No Such Thing As Bread Civilians @

📆 2016-02-05 01:00 / 00:36:52


Episode 98: No Such Thing As Planet George @

📆 2016-01-29 01:00 / 00:36:13


Episode 97: No Such Thing As Andrew Diplodocus Carnegie @

📆 2016-01-22 01:00 / 00:36:27


Episode 96: No Such Thing As A Touch Of Worms @

📆 2016-01-15 01:00 / 00:36:16


Episode 95: No Such Thing As A Millipede Embassy @

📆 2016-01-08 01:00 / 00:34:26


Episode 94: No Such Thing As Sexy Mucus Pajamas @

📆 2016-01-01 01:00 / 00:35:59


Episode 93: No Such Thing As A Christmas Treenis @

📆 2015-12-25 01:00 / 00:35:07


Episode 92: No Such Thing As A Frozen Chicken Haunting @

📆 2015-12-18 01:00 / 00:38:49


Episode 91: No Such Thing As Apocalypse 1988 @

📆 2015-12-11 01:00 / 00:41:21


Episode 90: No Such Thing As The Brilliant Billion @

📆 2015-12-04 01:00 / 00:53:08


Episode 89: No Such Thing As Utah Fried Chicken @

📆 2015-11-27 01:00 / 00:38:09


Episode 88: No Such Thing As A Moon Sausage Bullet @

📆 2015-11-20 01:00 / 00:35:31


No Such Thing As A Fish: The One Show Special @

📆 2015-11-19 01:00 / 00:29:07


Episode 87: No Such Thing As The Pajama Police @

📆 2015-11-13 01:00 / 00:40:40


Episode 86: No Such Thing As Ghost Nipples @

📆 2015-11-06 01:00 / 00:34:56


Episode 85: No Such Thing As Michelangelo's Snowman @

📆 2015-10-30 01:00 / 00:34:33


Episode 84: No Such Thing As A Donkumentary @

📆 2015-10-23 02:00 / 00:38:53


Episode 83: No Such Thing As A Flying Sniffer Dog @

📆 2015-10-16 02:00 / 00:38:31


Episode 82: No Such Thing As A Sentient Iceberg @

📆 2015-10-09 02:00 / 00:44:24


Episode 81: No Such Thing As Jellyfish Jelly @

📆 2015-10-02 02:00 / 00:26:43


Episode 80: No Such Thing As A Mousetrap-Remote-Control @

📆 2015-09-25 02:00 / 00:33:28


Episode 79: No Such Thing As A Sad High Five @

📆 2015-09-18 02:00 / 00:43:11


Episode 78: No Such Thing As An Ugly Pair Of Eyes @

📆 2015-09-11 02:00 / 00:38:21


Episode 77: No Such Thing As Pee-Bay @

📆 2015-09-04 02:00 / 00:41:43


Episode 76: No Such Thing As Mould Juice @

📆 2015-08-28 02:00 / 00:31:53


Episode 75: No Such Thing As Diarrhoea Drive @

📆 2015-08-21 02:00 / 00:48:33


Episode 74: No Such Thing As A Computer In The Oval Office @

📆 2015-08-14 02:00 / 00:36:02


Episode 73: No Such Thing As A Useless Condom @

📆 2015-08-07 02:00 / 00:38:13


Episode 72: No Such Thing As A Bacon Telescope @

📆 2015-07-31 02:00 / 00:35:17


Episode 71: No Such Thing As A Somersaulting Long Jumper @

📆 2015-07-24 02:00 / 00:41:53


Episode 70: No Such Thing As A Rat Multiborg @

📆 2015-07-17 02:00 / 00:35:50


Episode 69: No Such Thing As The Pamplona Guinea Pig Run @

📆 2015-07-10 02:00 / 00:36:33


Episode 68: No Such Thing As A Friendly Face Fondle @

📆 2015-07-03 02:00 / 00:31:23


Episode 67: No Such Thing As The Hoo-Hah Monologues @

📆 2015-06-26 18:29 / 00:35:47


Episode 66: No Such Thing As A Robotic Margaret Atwood @

📆 2015-06-19 21:37 / 00:36:32


Episode 65: No Such Thing As A Chickenosaurus @

📆 2015-06-12 02:00 / 00:38:08


Episode 64: No Such Thing As An Honest Saiga @

📆 2015-06-05 02:00 / 00:31:16


Episode 63: No Such Thing As An Anti-German Sock @

📆 2015-05-29 02:00 / 00:37:50


Episode 62: No Such Thing As The Ugly Panda @

📆 2015-05-22 02:00 / 00:43:14


Episode 61: No Such Thing As Jesus's Magic Wand @

📆 2015-05-15 02:00 / 00:46:47


Episode 60: No Such Thing As An Unenjoyable Bowel Movement @

📆 2015-05-08 02:00 / 00:36:17


Episode 59: No Such Thing As Old Mother Bastard @

📆 2015-05-01 02:00 / 00:47:09


Episode 58: No Such Thing As Van Gogh The Elephant @

📆 2015-04-24 02:00 / 00:42:38


Episode 57: No Such Thing As A Hoverhorse @

📆 2015-04-17 02:00 / 00:38:21


Episode 56: No Such Thing As A Killer Tomato @

📆 2015-04-10 02:00 / 00:42:25


Episode 55: No Such Thing As Samurai Nail Clippers @

📆 2015-04-03 02:00 / 00:41:27


Episode 54: No Such Thing As Domesticated Furniture @

📆 2015-03-27 01:00 / 00:39:45


Episode 53: No Such Thing As A 3000km Tall Statue Of Liberty @

📆 2015-03-20 01:00 / 00:43:12


NSTAAF International Factball: South Korea v Ghana @

📆 2014-06-26 02:00 / 00:18:23


NSTAAF International Factball: Iran v Argentina v Ecuador @

📆 2014-06-25 02:00 / 00:21:53


NSTAAF International Factball: Greece v Japan @

📆 2014-06-24 02:00 / 00:16:39


NSTAAF International Factball: Australia v Mexico @

📆 2014-06-23 02:00 / 00:14:45


NSTAAF International Factball: USA v Russia @

📆 2014-06-22 02:00 / 00:19:02


NSTAAF International Factball: Bosnia v Nigeria @

📆 2014-06-21 02:00 / 00:15:48


NSTAAF International Factball: Italy v Switzerland @

📆 2014-06-20 13:17 / 00:15:01


NSTAAF International Factball: Colombia v Ivory Coast @

📆 2014-06-19 13:48 / 00:13:52


NSTAAF International Factball: Cameroon vs Chile @

📆 2014-06-18 02:00 / 00:15:44


NSTAAF International Factball: Belgium v Algeria @

📆 2014-06-16 02:00 / 00:15:37


NSTAAF International Factball: France v Honduras @

📆 2014-06-15 02:00 / 00:14:18


NSTAAF International Factball: Germany v Portugal @

📆 2014-06-15 02:00 / 00:15:29


NSTAAF International Factball: Uruguay v Costa Rica @

📆 2014-06-14 02:00 / 00:14:02


NSTAAF International Factball: Spain v Netherlands @

📆 2014-06-13 02:00 / 00:13:08


NSTAAF International Factball: Brazil v Croatia @

📆 2014-06-12 02:00 / 00:14:44


Where Are Episodes 2 - 52? @

📆 2014-03-14 01:00 / 00:01:55


Episode 1: No Such Thing As A Pilot Fish @

📆 2014-03-08 01:00 / 00:34:30