I feel pretty confident saying that this episode is the most fun you'll have listening to a story about child murder and cannibalism. Jack of Jack and the beanstalk fame is a hero who's...not really a hero. He's a lazy teenager who's kind of stupid. It's ok, though, because he keeps running into a kind ogre who repeatedly feeds him and saves his life...and he repays her kindness by robbing her blind.
The second story is that of Jack the Giant Killer, which I just recently learned is a different Jack. His story loops in with King Arthur's too, and it's just a lot of fun...if waking up in matted, greasy giant hair is your idea of fun.
The creature this week is a giant pig monster from Greek mythology! Which giant pig monster? Well, that's the fun (hint: there are too many giant pig monsters in Greek mythology).
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"Direct to Video" by Chris Zabriskie
"Cylinder Two" by Chris Zabriskie
"Cicle Ariel" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Lanky" by Blue Dot Sessions
"March on Gumdrop Field" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Plum King" by Blue Dot Sessions
"The Gall" by Podington Bear
"Villano" by Blue Dot Sessions